Flipping through channels on a dull Monday night, television-wise, brought me to the vomit-inducing news reporting that Fox News is so famous for. Tonight, on Neil Cavuto's Your World, the New York Times bestselling author and uber-bitch of right-wing punditry, Ann Coulter, acknowledged that, in theory, this is the Democrats' year to potentially take back the House of Representatives or even the Senate (clearly, a back-handed compliment.) However, when Mr. Cavuto asked her if she could actually predict if they will succeed or not, she balked. "I can't say statistically state by state," she claimed, while subjecting us all to her horrible "hair-don't." At least, Hilary had the imagination to change hers every once in a while.
Then, we found out that she has a new book coming out, Godless. Apparently, liberals are godless, too. At the end of the interview, she was asked if she would ever run for office. She responded with an emphatic "No." Thank you, God!
Spawn of Satan??? Scarrry!Godless comes out June 6th. Lucky us.
By the way, is it just me, or does it seem like she loses at least one piece of clothing with each subsequent book cover? Let's just hope the Ann Coulter sex book never happens! I mean, look what it did for Madonna.
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The Ann Coulter Sex book, eh? I can see it now: her getting nailed uncomfortably in multiple orifices by guys wearing Elephant masks, teabagging Toby Keith and a full color spread of her dying her nether regions in an Stars N' Stripes pattern in a full on display of pubic patriotism. Add some audio of the Battle Hymn of The Republic and you've got a commercial for the 2008 Republican Presidential candidate.
God Bless America!
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